If your defense is fire, and your throws are hot, and your cutting is explosive, then you're basically a volcano. Your sweat is not water. Oh no, it's lava. Real lava. And these Lava Drops shorts were made for you.
Also, you should probably watch this Lava short video if you haven't yet. It's cute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4dTLJ9q9o